"Are you single on vacation?"

Our vacation has become quite fun since getting on the airplane. First, the man sitting in the row in front of us on the plane took quite a fancy to us. He seemingly lives in Florida and "has a band," but doesn't know where he plays because he also "has a manager" who does all of his booking. He wanted us to come to his show, but doesn't know where he plays so he insisted on giving us his phone number. One of our most awkward moments in interacting with said creepy man is when he asked, "are you single on vacation?" from the row ahead of us. All the other people on the airplane were watching as this little episode unfolded because, well, why wouldn't you? Jess told him that she is kinda single then changed her story to "no, yeah I am." See Jess is confused about her current relationship with match.com and whether that precludes her from the non-internet dating pool. We're planning on working that out over dinner.

We successfully made it to the Yankee Clipper hotel, which from now on will be referred to as "The Clip." The Clip is a charming little establishment right on the beach, but we found out at about 3:45 that they only serve hot dogs until 3:30. This was seriously disappointing. We drank pina coladas and ate one banana each instead. The best thing about traveling with Jess is that she actually brings sour worms with her on vacation, so we're not starving. We need to sign off now because we are going to shower and go get seafood. Hopefully pictures will be coming soon!